(Maggi Seasoning Soy Sauce, Peppercorn Dry Rub, Siracha Rooster Sauce, Heinz Spicy Brown Mustard, Two Eggs, Leftover Rice, Poorly Chopped Garlic)
Fry it up.
Add the Egg and final saussses.
And VwaaLahh! The final product.
It tasted really good, lol. Didn't you guys know that I'm a Master Chef?
(P.S. Fuk veggies!)